Happy as a Herd of Drunk Elephants

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       HOW TO CALM NERVES:  10 STEPS (WITH PICTURES)

You're walking down a long hallway towards large double doors that keep seeming to move further away. Your breathing hitches and you feel like you're about to start hyperventilating. You're horrified that your nerves have gotten to you. Ever felt like that? Even if you're not walking towards very scary looking doors, we all want to find a way to calm our nerves.

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These ten rather time-consuming steps might not prove to be feasible with your schedule every night; in which case may I recommend --

One quick gulp of this little puppy and  you'll be nerve-free and boneless within a matter of minutes!  Want to calm nerves before something you fear but can't get out of (like singing at a wedding, or giving a speech)?  Take a small sip and shake no more!

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FROM BEVERAGE NEWS OF THE WORLD:

Here's one drink you definitely want to stay away from:

By Mark Molloy - 6th November, 2012

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Herd of elephants go on drunken rampage after mammoth booze up

Fifty wild elephants went on a drunken rampage after downing 18 containers of mahua, a powerful alcoholic brew, in India.

 

A herd of elephants ran riot in India (Picture: EPA)

The trunk and disorderly mammals ransacked a shop, three houses and ruined crops in the eastern village of Dumurkota, India.
Police say the gang of over-the-limit tuskers downed more than 500litres of  moonshine alcohol, managing to drink the place dry in a matter of minutes.
The unruly mob demolished dozens of houses in their desperate hunt for more booze after hoovering up the hard stuff in record time.
Local police officer Asish Samanat said the drunken elephants were more 'aggressive' than usual after their mammoth drinking session.
'Unfortunately these animals live in close proximity to man and they recognised the smell of the drink,' he explained.
'They were like any other drunk - aggressive and unreasonable but much, much bigger.'
Police and villagers eventually restored order by herding the elephants over a local river back to their normal migration route.
Officer Samanat added: 'They'll have one heck of a hangover.'

Read more: http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/917124-herd-of-elephants-go-on-drunken-rampage-after-booze-session#ixzz2BfCcva9b

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